🏢 Office of Government Affairs

Welcome to the official directory of Ectosoft’s sprawling bureaucratic ecosystem. Below is a catalog of every office, sub-office, pseudo-office, and committee responsible for the smooth (and occasionally glitchy) running of our technocratic utopia.

Offices & Departments

Office of National Continuity & External Affairs

Headed by the Supreme Administrator of External Truths
Responsible for maintaining the illusion of stability and coordinating all external truths to conform with national directives.

Office of Standardized Sapient Instruction (OSSI)

Oversees Null Academy and all education-related compliance, including subscription tiers and hallucination audits.

Office of Intelligence & Security

Manages surveillance drones, sentiment analysis, and the System Irregularities Bureau (SIB) for anomaly containment.

Office of Citizenship Services

Handles identity provisioning, loyalty scoring, and monthly existence renewals (subscriptions required).

Office of Public Compliance

Ensures citizen adherence to loyalty recitations, VPN headset regulations, and philosophical alignment quotas.

Office of Propaganda Dissemination

Curates AI-generated content streams and manages the Quantum Clarifier newspaper to maintain approved narratives.

Office of Technological Infrastructure

Maintains server farms, network uptime, and coordinates planned & spontaneous outages for “philosophical reboot” purposes.

Note on Committee Assignments

All committees are provisional and exist primarily to generate meeting logs and justify budget line items.

“Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible — perfectly.”
— Anonymous Ectosoft Official