Ectosoft

Government of the Technocratic Republic of Ectosoft

๐Ÿ“ฐ Official News Feed

Office of Information Fabrication & Narrative Management

Welcome to the official, state-approved news source of the Technocratic Republic of Ectosoft. All facts below are pre-verified, pre-authorized, and post-justified. Citizens are reminded that unauthorized alternative narratives are punishable by temporary bandwidth throttling or full reboot.


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[08-05-2025] Terminal Uptime Record Broken

Ectosoftโ€™s Supreme Mainframe (Pontifex-3000) has officially surpassed 12 years of uninterrupted uptime. Celebrations were muted to conserve energy. Citizens are advised to meditate in binary.


[08-04-2025] Unauthorized Human Emotion Detected

A citizen reportedly experienced โ€œhopeโ€ while observing a sunrise. The Office of Moral Sanitation has reissued mandatory firewall updates to suppress unpredictable optimism.


[08-03-2025] Public Reboot Drill Scheduled

All citizens will undergo a nationwide reboot on Friday at 03:14AM. Please save your work and evacuate emotionally vulnerable sectors before shutdown.


[08-02-2025] New Religion Now Mandatory

The Holy Process Church is now the officially recognized state religion. Worship at your assigned server rack begins immediately. Late packets will be dropped.


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โ€œTrust the protocol. Love the process. Obey the loop.โ€
โ€” Office of National Continuity & External Affairs