🎫 Citizenship-as-a-Service (CaaS™)

Welcome to the Technocratic Republic’s Official Citizenship Portal, where your identity is not just a right — it’s a renewable monthly subscription.

Choose from one of our flexible Citizenship Plans below:

🧊 Basic Citizenship — $0.00/month

• Access to sidewalks (except premium zones)
• Eligible for offline voting (pending random audit)
• Daily allocation of 12 air-breaths per minute
• Includes complimentary government-issued digital watermark
• 3 CAPTCHA verifications/month

🔐 Verified+ Citizen — $9.99/month

• Everything in Basic
• Blue checkmark beside your name (visible in public forums and social trust indices)
• Priority in re-education queue
• Eligible for public hug drones (beta access)
• Includes 1 free denial-of-service claim per year

🦅 Executive Citizenship Tier — $49.99/month

• Everything in Verified+
• Early access to patriotic media drops
• Personalized propaganda feed, curated by an AI assigned to your demographic slice
• Guaranteed place in evacuation lottery
• Your own government-assigned pseudonym

🚫 Lapsed Citizenship

If your subscription is not renewed within 72 hours of expiration, your status will default to:

• “Guest of the Republic (Unverified)”
• Public transparency level set to MAXIMUM
• Reinstatement fee: 2.3x back pay + confession form

💳 Billing & Renewal

Citizenship renewals are processed automatically. Cancellation is strictly metaphorical.

For billing disputes, please file Form 451-C-ObjectionToReality in triplicate, then mail it to:

Office of Citizenship Services
Division of Identity Retention & Loyalty Enforcement
Module 14-B, Floor ∞
Bureaucratic Megaplex E, Sector 7
Port Protocol 119, Ectosoft Central Grid
Technocratic Republic of Ectosoft 0001-OCS

Average response time: 3–5000 business cycles

“Citizenship is not a right. It’s a runtime license.”
— The Office of Citizenship Services