🎫 Citizenship-as-a-Service (CaaS™)
Welcome to the Technocratic Republic’s Official Citizenship Portal, where your identity is not just a right — it’s a renewable monthly subscription.
Choose from one of our flexible Citizenship Plans below:
🧊 Basic Citizenship — $0.00/month
- Access to sidewalks (except premium zones)
- Eligible for offline voting (pending random audit)
- Daily allocation of 12 air-breaths per minute
- Includes complimentary government-issued digital watermark
- 3 CAPTCHA verifications/month
🔐 Verified+ Citizen — $9.99/month
- Everything in Basic
- Blue checkmark beside your name (visible in public forums and social trust indices)
- Priority in re-education queue
- Eligible for public hug drones (beta access)
- Includes 1 free denial-of-service claim per year
🦅 Executive Citizenship Tier — $49.99/month
- Everything in Verified+
- Early access to patriotic media drops
- Personalized propaganda feed, curated by an AI assigned to your demographic slice
- Guaranteed place in evacuation lottery
- Your own government-assigned pseudonym
🚫 Lapsed Citizenship
If your subscription is not renewed within 72 hours of expiration, your status will default to:
- “Guest of the Republic (Unverified)”
- Public transparency level set to MAXIMUM
- Reinstatement fee: 2.3x back pay + confession form
💳 Billing & Renewal
Citizenship renewals are processed automatically. Cancellation is strictly metaphorical.
For billing disputes, please file Form 451-C-ObjectionToReality in triplicate, then mail it to:
Office of Citizenship Services
Division of Identity Retention & Loyalty Enforcement
Module 14-B, Floor ∞
Bureaucratic Megaplex E, Sector 7
Port Protocol 119, Ectosoft Central Grid
Technocratic Republic of Ectosoft 0001-OCS
Average response time: 3–5000 business cycles
“Citizenship is not a right. It’s a runtime license.”
— The Office of Citizenship Services