Ectosoft

Government of the Technocratic Republic of Ectosoft

🎫 Citizenship-as-a-Service (CaaS™)

Welcome to the Technocratic Republic’s Official Citizenship Portal, where your identity is not just a right — it’s a renewable monthly subscription.

Choose from one of our flexible Citizenship Plans below:


🧊 Basic Citizenship$0.00/month


🔐 Verified+ Citizen$9.99/month


🦅 Executive Citizenship Tier$49.99/month


🚫 Lapsed Citizenship

If your subscription is not renewed within 72 hours of expiration, your status will default to:


💳 Billing & Renewal

Citizenship renewals are processed automatically. Cancellation is strictly metaphorical.

For billing disputes, please file Form 451-C-ObjectionToReality in triplicate, then mail it to:

Office of Citizenship Services
Division of Identity Retention & Loyalty Enforcement
Module 14-B, Floor ∞
Bureaucratic Megaplex E, Sector 7
Port Protocol 119, Ectosoft Central Grid
Technocratic Republic of Ectosoft 0001-OCS

Average response time: 3–5000 business cycles


“Citizenship is not a right. It’s a runtime license.”
— The Office of Citizenship Services