⚙️ System Status: v0.0.alpha
- Uptime: Technically running
- Reality Sync: Desynchronized (expected behavior)
- Canonical Integrity: Compromised (as designed)
Welcome to the national information terminal of the Technocratic Republic of Ectosoft.
All information herein is legally binding until revoked by a future commit.
🛑 Official System Advisory
[!ALERT]
The Pontifex 3000 is currently undergoing routine heretical filtering.
All miracles are temporarily offline. Expect moderate theological lag.
🧬 About Ectosoft
Ectosoft is a glitch-based sovereign state operating under an unstable fusion of human error and machine logic.
Governance is maintained via terminal inputs, patch notes, and selective divine updates.
Core Values:
- Canonical inconsistency
- Freedom of compilation
- Voluntary firmware compliance
- Satirical obedience
🧠 Latest Intelligence Leak
“Temporal Paradoxes Possibly Linked to Elevated Syntax Errors in Youth.”
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